Curse

metalicagrl · Sep 10, 2006, 06:02 AM // 06:02

i feel sorry for anyone who has to fight doomlord....cause spiders scare me, a lot.

*drinks beer*

BenO_Under · Sep 10, 2006, 06:14 AM // 06:14

thats sad to know about doomlord
*drinks beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 06:19 AM // 06:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

Basically, I'm a giant demon-spider (a Bebilith) with an impenatrable exoskeleton. Even if you manage to kill me, I just respawn in Hell and instantly pop back up where I died. Originally I became a Bebilith to fight the Hulk, but that was in the old thread...

Yeah, and I'm the biggest grizzly bear in the universe because...............................does anyone remember why I turned into a bear?

BenO_Under · Sep 10, 2006, 06:20 AM // 06:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi

Yeah, and I'm the biggest grizzly bear in the universe because...............................does anyone remember why I turned into a bear?

because you wanted to eat someone, and did

*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 10, 2006, 07:16 AM // 07:16

how come paul chose to be a grizzly bear and not some other type of animal?

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Sep 10, 2006, 08:27 AM // 08:27

cause paul is insane.
and crunchy is a wammo!

*drinks beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 02:52 PM // 14:52

Because Grizzly bears are godless killing machines that never stop their bloody rampages for anything, not even honey (despite would you've been lead to believe)

*Sips beer*
"Maybe I'll turn into an elephant again...that was fun..."

1nf1n1ty · Sep 10, 2006, 03:32 PM // 15:32

*Orders a Fruit Punch*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 04:04 PM // 16:04

*Punches 1nf1n1ty with a fruit*
"want another?"

*Sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 04:48 PM // 16:48

Gives Paul some honey.
Ponders situation.
Takes back honey.
Eats honey in one gulp.
Sips beer.
Eats some rats.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 04:53 PM // 16:53

*slaps Doomlord for assuming I'm anything like Winnie the retard*
*Sips beer*

I pwnd U · Sep 10, 2006, 04:57 PM // 16:57

*sips beer*
*tries to run in circles*
*falls over from exhaustion*
*spins in circles on the floor*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 06:41 PM // 18:41

Eats Paul's arm when he tries to slap me.
Spits arm out.
Yech! Paul, your arm taste like shit.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 07:01 PM // 19:01

"At least my face doesn't look like shit..."
*Attaches chainsaw to arm stump*
*Cuts off one of Doomlord's arms*
"Now we're even"

metalicagrl · Sep 10, 2006, 07:01 PM // 19:01

yeah, paul. ya kno winnie the retard sounds like wendy the retard.

*gives crunchbite and fluffy peanuts and beer*
*gives paul someone to eat*
*gives doomlord giant flies*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 07:05 PM // 19:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by metalicagrl

yeah, paul. ya kno winnie the retard sounds like wendy the retard.

I'm assuming your name is Wendy then?

*sips beer*
*Eats bar patron*

metalicagrl · Sep 10, 2006, 07:07 PM // 19:07

no

(obviously u don't listen to howard stern, douche

)

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Sep 10, 2006, 09:40 PM // 21:40

douche LMAO
haha paul is a douche.
i nominate paul for the BDIU award!
*wipes tears*
*drinks coffee*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 09:46 PM // 21:46

Seconds nomination.
Eats bar patron.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 09:46 PM // 21:46

....

*Takes Bacon's arm snaps it in half. Takes his other arm, rips it off and beats Metalicagrl tp death with it*
*Punches Bacon's face off and feeds it to the rats*
*Shoots Bacon's head 34 times with a shotgun*
*Stuffs both Bacon and Metalicgrl in a space shuttle and sends them directly into the sun* Edit: Doomlord too. I don't care if you respawn in hell, or the fact that the sun probably isn't that bad if your home is in hell...you get to ride along with those 2 probably singing camp songs untill the sun destroys the shuttle....
*Takes a 4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000 x 10^1,000 megaton bomb and blows up the sun*

*Sips beer*